Gooooooooooooone!

(English Accent)
It's just a bloody picture!

And that's all there is to it.

The movie starred nameless starlets who are dreaming to get a niche in the movie industry. Unfortunately, one of them already has a starring role for another UK-made B movie copied from American Pie.

The story started with a skinny bloke riding a bus holding an Australian travelogue with a country song playing on the background. This Brit guy, Alex, eventually landed to Sydney's busy streets and ended up sitting in a stairway and still clueless where to stay caused by limited budget.

Then came the ever friendly and cum-ful lad, Eurotrip starrer Scott Mechlowicz as Taylor who came to Alex's rescue. Taylor befriended the latter, partied and introduced to two girls whom they spent the night with.

Morning came with Alex waking up and Taylor taking a Polaroid picture of the two drunk people embracing each other.

Actually the movie can stop to this part.

Skip the long drives...the boring loooooooong drives, some scenes with dead air and boring loooooooong drives again. If the director would like to make us understand that Australia is dry,just a large chunk of land and full of stupid kangaroos ready to bump to your car and kill you instananeously...

He succeeded.

60 minutes after -- rest of the details are really friggin' details. Just stares, characters drooling, hearing a cat meowing from a tape recorder as a background noise, a cashier whose name even appeared in the billing, and a whole lotta desert and beaches.

Sophie, Alex's girlfriend is seen running cluelessly along the deserted Australian outback, learning that Taylor's dick was smaller that Alex's (kidding).

He he he. Sophie came to her senses that she was lured into believing Taylor's excuses making Alex's swan song and even getting the guy go in her pants. By the way, such skin exposure is not tolerated here so definitely the bed scene was cut.

Then came the chase...

Sophie who maintained her bangs all throughout the movie, was successful...maintaining her bangs till the end.

Well the movie lived up to it's name. At the end of the movie, My popcorn, drinks, nachos and sanity were GONE.

All we did at the end of the movie was applaud realizing how a bunch of jerks we were making Mall of the Emirates Cinemastar's IVR decide for our movie viewing instead of properly planning a movie.

This is another movie next to OPEN WATER.

Crappy movie.